They break and scatter your tongue without mercy. But once you learn them you can become some kind of king of the meetings.
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington’s windows with warm washing water.
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Pope Sixtus VI’s six texts.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.A Tutor who tooted a flute
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
I need not your needles, they’re needless to me;How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
For kneading of noodles, ’twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
A tree toad loved a she-toadWhich witch wished which wicked wish?
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.
You’ve no need to light a night-lightIf one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
A pleasant place to place a plaice is a placeAmidst the mists and coldest frosts,
where a plaice is pleased to be placed
On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.Once upon a barren moor
We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot totWho washed Washington’s white woolen underwear
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- but Nott.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy’s blowing bubbles.
from mid-Willamette Valley theater
It’s not the cough that carries you off,Whether the weather be fine
it’s the coffin they carry you off in!
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